There’s worse ideas for a business than to lift inventions from Gremlins’ Randall Peltzer wholesale. With a futuristic hemispheric design, the Ionic Smokeless Ashtray uses ions and ohms and magic to eliminate cigarette smoke. According to the copy, “smoke is broken down into minute, negatively-charged particles which are then captured by the positively-charged stainless steel lining of the dome” which results only in a pleasant spurt of fresh air and perhaps a wisp or two of residual arsenic gas.

Ionic smokeless ashtray purifies the air, eliminates odors and contains and eliminates secondhand smoke to keep the air healthy, clean and fresh.

Technology! Only $19.99, so pay for one out of your house’s monthly Febreeze budget.

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